CHURCH CaLEnDaR

NoW!!!

TONIGHT
at CHURCH
at 8:00pm:

BERNADETTE SEACREST
& KRIS DALES

giving us a
big ass slice of heaven
during their 2 hour show.

They are amazing up there,
it’s a space
made for them!

It’s Atlanta’s little secret
that is getting
not so little!!!

See you there!

Also,
New POS System
is working well!

POS = POINT OF SALE
means no more
janky ass writing down
of tabs and taking credit cards
and putting them
behind the bar!!!

Woop
Woop!

You will now be asked
to swipe your card
when starting a tab
and you never give
your card again.
You hold on to it.

So Simple!
So Quick!
So Easy!



***
CHURCH
is open
365 days
a year!!!

This is
the REAL
goddamn CHURCH!

LaTeR!!!

MAY is
Patio Weather at CHURCH.

Deciding on patio coverage
as we speak.
Umbrellas?
Awnings?
Sail Shades?
Revival Tent?

REMEMBER:

THIS Tuesday,
May 8th, 2012
up in CHURCH
is
PUSSY GENERAL
at 8:30pm
followed by
The World Premier
of
FRIED OKRA

FRIED OKRA
takes it’s musical
and spiritual inspiration
for Sister Louisa’s CHURCH
and I am on
pins and needles
to watch that
HOOT.

Bernadette Seacrest
sings her ass off
at CHURCH
on the last Tuesday
of every month!

In March,
Bernadette,
Kris,
and Kevin
were joined by
the one
and the only
Francine Reed.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3D50EEC1811C18FA

I love my life,
I love YOUR CHURCH,
I always wanted
a CHURCH!

Sister Louisa’s CHURCH
is a perpetually changing
CHURCH,
a piece of performance art,
not trying to please the masses,
but staying true
to “her” vision!

Come watch
CHURCH
change
before your eyes!

CHURCH
(it’s a goddamn bar!)

MoNDay Night CHURCH PiNg PonG TouRnaMeNT
EveRy DaMn MoNdaY at NiNe o’CLoCk!!!

Some of Atlanta’s Best Ping Pong Players
come together to play ping pong,
to meet new people,
form community,
and otherwise hope to hell
that Grant doesn’t kick their asses.

TuESdAY ReViVaL NiGht
(Bernadette Seacrest eVeRy LaSt TueSdaY!)

A collection of local musical talent
that Celebrates the Spirit
of all things CHURCH.

WeDNeSDaY at TeN O’cLoCk!: CHURCH OrGaN KaRaOKe
Spotlighting like Christ: T.T. MaHony!

CHURCH Organ Karoke
featuring T.T. Mahony
on our very own
‘spensive Baldwin Organ.

Ignorant Display of Musical Prowess
while wearing CHURCH Choir Robes
singing behind a real-live CHURCH Pulpit.

THurSDaY-SuNDaY: So damn much fun!
Always open for all of our Parisioners!

D.J. Vicki Powell
presides over
Sunday Services Sometimes!