CHURCH CaLEnDaR

NoW!!!

CHURCH
is a bar of Celebrations
and as the Holiday Season
is upon us,
we look forward to seeing you
all dressed up,
whether it’s in choir robes,
birthday suits,
Santa Speedos,
or Loin Clothes.

CHURCH NEVER CLOSES
which means that we are open
CHRISTMAS EVE
CHRISTMAS DAY
NEW YEARS EVE
NEW YEARS DAY.

Yo. Jesus don’t stop praying,
why should we stop serving
our Parishioners?

CHURCH changes on a daily basis
so look around on your way upstairs
at the latest reincarnation
of today’s FUCKED-UP-NESS.

CHURCH (it’s a glOry hole!)



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CHURCH
is open
365 days
a year!!!

This is
the REAL
goddamn CHURCH!

LaTeR!!!

Tuesdays are always
TUESDAY TAROT GIRL
with the one and only
MADAM BUTTERFLY
aka Sherri Cash.

Wednesdays are
CHURCH ORGAN KARAOKE
with TT Mahony.

Wednesday,
Christmas Night,
December 25th,
CHURCH ORGAN KARAOKE
will absolutely take place
because we’ve got
some carols to sing!

See ya there.
Wear your new sweaters,
kids.

Thursdays
are the new Friday
here in Atlanta,
which means
it’s one of my favorite nights
at CHURCH.

PRAY.

FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
are totally ignorant,
so if you are into that,
I’ll see you then!

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I love my life,
I love YOUR CHURCH,
I always wanted
a CHURCH!

Sister Louisa’s CHURCH
is a perpetually changing
CHURCH,
a piece of performance art,
not trying to please the masses,
but staying true
to “her” vision!

Come watch
CHURCH
change
before your eyes!

CHURCH
(it’s a goddamn bar!)

MoNDay Night CHURCH PiNg PonG TouRnaMeNT
EveRy DaMn MoNdaY at NiNe o’CLoCk!!!

Some of Atlanta’s Best Ping Pong Players
come together to play ping pong,
to meet new people,
form community,
and otherwise hope to hell
that Grant doesn’t kick their asses.

TuESdAY TAROT GIRL MADAM BUTTERFLY

TuESdAY TAROT GIRL MADAM BUTTERFLY 8pm

WeDNeSDaY at TeN O’cLoCk!: CHURCH OrGaN KaRaOKe
Spotlighting like Christ: T.T. MaHony!

CHURCH Organ Karoke
featuring T.T. Mahony
on our very own
‘spensive Baldwin Organ.

Ignorant Display of Musical Prowess
while wearing CHURCH Choir Robes
singing behind a real-live CHURCH Pulpit.

THurSDaY-SuNDaY: So damn much fun!
Always open for all of our Parisioners!

D.J. Vicki Powell
presides over
Sunday Services Sometimes!