CHURCH CaLEnDaR

NoW!!!

CHURCH now permanently has 4 bartenders

every Friday and Saturday
so the old concern of not being able

to get a drink is no longer valid.

GETCHER ASS TO CHURCH
Sit on the patio under the stars
and enjoy the people watching.

Good times!

Name it and claim it

starting at 5:00pm tonight!

EXCITING NEWS FOR CHURCH PARISHIONERS
IN ATHENS GEORGIA!

SISTER LOUISA’S CHURCH
(IT’S A GLORY HOLE!)

has opened in Athens
at 254 West Clayton Street
behind The 40 Watt
and next to The Caladonia!

We have Ping Pong in Athens
just like in Atlanta,
we have sofas in Athens
just like in Atlanta,
and we have Jon McRae
leading the crew up in Athens
and doing a stellar job!!!

He has gathered a quite impressive
staff of magic bartenders and support staff.

See ya tonight!

CHURCH changes on a daily basis
so look around on your way upstairs
at the latest reincarnation
of today’s FUCKED-UP-NESS.

CHURCH (it’s a glOry hole!)

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CHURCH
is open
365 days
a year!!!

This is
the REAL
goddamn CHURCH!

LaTeR!!!

CHURCH in Athens
is going almost 4 months old now
and going gangbusters
thanks to an exciting,
everchanging collection
of parishioners
and it’s magical staff.

In Atlanta,
Tuesdays are always
TUESDAY TAROT GIRL
with the one and only
MADAM BUTTERFLY
aka Sherri Cash.

Wednesdays are
CHURCH ORGAN KARAOKE
with TT Mahony.

See ya there.
Wear your new sweaters,
kids.

Thursdays
are the new Friday
here in Atlanta,
which means
it’s one of my favorite nights
at CHURCH.

PRAY.

FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
are totally ignorant,
so if you are into that,
I’ll see you then!

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I love my life,
I love YOUR CHURCH,
I always wanted
a CHURCH!

Sister Louisa’s CHURCH
is a perpetually changing
CHURCH,
a piece of performance art,
not trying to please the masses,
but staying true
to “her” vision!

Come watch
CHURCH
change
before your eyes!

Watch closely as the rumors
of a CHURCH in Nashville Tenneseee
gather buzz in hopes of catapulting this dream
into reality!

CHURCH
(it’s a goddamn bar!)

MoNDay Night CHURCH PiNg PonG TouRnaMeNT
EveRy DaMn MoNdaY at NiNe o’CLoCk!!!

Some of Atlanta’s Best Ping Pong Players
come together to play ping pong,
to meet new people,
form community,
and otherwise hope to hell
that Grant doesn’t kick their asses.

TuESdAY TAROT GIRL MADAM BUTTERFLY

TuESdAY TAROT GIRL MADAM BUTTERFLY 8pm

WeDNeSDaY at TeN O’cLoCk!: CHURCH OrGaN KaRaOKe
Spotlighting like Christ: T.T. MaHony!

CHURCH Organ Karoke
featuring T.T. Mahony
on our very own
‘spensive Baldwin Organ.Ignorant Display of Musical Prowess
while wearing CHURCH Choir Robes
singing behind a real-live CHURCH Pulpit.

THurSDaY-SuNDaY: So damn much fun!
Always open for all of our Parisioners!

D.J. Vicki Powell
presides over
Sunday Services Sometimes!