“What the fuck is going on around here!!!”
is all I remember hearing.
“Eat Me Hollywood!”
I don’t know the statistics,
but I bet we humans
only see about 50%
of what is really going on.
We put together
our own meaning of life
with only half
of what’s really out there.
Everyone has to stay balanced
and we do that
by making sense
of our story.
This is why I walk away
from anyone
who insist
that THEY are right.
They can’t be.
I can’t be,
so how
can THEY be?
My friend Hollis
was contacted
by an old flame
of 30 years ago
to see if they
could give a second chance
to their first love.
It is what it is.
It’s an episode
on a TV show
upcoming
that I’m sure
will be funny.
BUT,
the funniest part
of the whole story
was the back story
that nobody can see!
Everyone
will make conclusions
about THEIR lives,
and about their own lives
based on what they see
on that damn TV.
The funniest part
that wasn’t even captured on film,
was Lary and I
with this Noose-Ass Rope,
trying to abduct Hollis’s pursuer
and tie him to a tree
to save him
from his fate
if he really hooked up
with her!
jaj ajajja!
Bar Patrons at the bar
that we filmed
The Big Introduction,
were FURIOUS
that a damn
Reality TV Show
was being filmed
at THEIR bar!!!
They looked like
trapped crazy people
in ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST
wondering what the fuck
was going on,
turning in circles,
and shit!!!
Heckling was Happening!
Butt Mooning was Rampant!
Brilliant Bar-Napkin Haiku Writing was Penned!
THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY.
Someone else there,
seeing something else,
was,
I’m sure,
funny as well.
So when you go to thinking
that you have the right answers
for someone other than yourself,
remember,
you are only seeing
what you can see,
and the one you are judging
is only seeing
with the limited vision
that they have.
Don’t believe a word
i say here in these damn ditties.
It’s only my perception,
and I’m old,
and blind,
and prolly can’t see shit.
“eat me” chocolate crosses by melanie anyon