BARBARA MANDRELL !!!
BETTE MIDLER !
CHER !!!
GOLD PANTS !
GO GOLD PANTS !!!
I endured The Super Bowl.
I meant watched.
The last thing ON EARTH
I wanted to be doing
was to be sitting still
for 3 hours
participating,
in any fashion,
in a televised sports event.
I swear to God
on a Gideon Bible
from The Smith Motel
in Acworth
that I still don’t know
who lost the game,
and I watched it
to the final out.
I meant goal.
However,
I would not have missed
the opportunity
to be in the midst
of GREATNESS.
Big Mike, Shannon, Brooks,
and I
basically transformed the evening
into a challenge
to who could say
the funniest,
most fucked up,
random,
irrelevant,
yet correct observations
about anything involved
in the game.
I felt like I was in Panama City
on the exploding end
of a string of firecrackers
on the Fourth of July.
They are BRILLIANT.
Shannon and her Dames Aflame,
M.C.’ed by Brooks,
and Swooned by Big Mike,
are performing their magic
all weekend
at Paris on Ponce
for DAMES AFLAME POP Show!
You don’t have to be IN LOVE to go,
but I guarantee you
that when you leave,
you will be IN LOVE.
You are STUPID if you don’t
google it and go>>>
Sitting at THE TABLE
watching THAT GAME
was more like
birthing babies
at Baby Land General.
We might as well been
brainstorming show ideas
at Adult Swim
or The Cartoon Network.
CLAY AIKEN !!!
WE ARE PROUD OF YOU CLAY AIKEN !!!
jaj ajjajaja
We all understood,
yet it was not spoken,
that it DID NOT MATTER
what we were yelling,
as long as we were yelling.
It DID NOT MATTER
which color pants
did the right,
or wrong thing,
as long as we yelled
at the appropriate time!
MADONNA !!!
WE LOVE YOU !!!
It was my best Super Bowl EVER.
It’s how I get through Life.
If there is something
I don’t want to do,
but,
for whatever reason,
I choose to do it,
I AM going to have a good time.
I’m going to laugh.
I’m going do some high five-ing,
and I’m going to leave
a little better off
than I came.
I am selfish that way.
TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.
Life is too short to choose boredom.
I am going to watch more baseball though,
so that next year so I’ll know more about the game.
I meant football.
