I AM NOT GAY, I HAVE NEVER BEEN GAY

I HAVE A DREAM!!!

If Martin Luther King
can have a dream,
I can have me one too.

I Have a Dream
that anyone anywhere
could be a Preacher,
or The President.

Not that I have any idea
why anyone anywhere
would want A job.

Read through this
before you go judging,
before you delete
your membership
in CHURCH.

As it is,
Nobody Knows,
Everybody Cares.

I believe that in America
we should offer
a mandatory class
in High School
for Graduating Seniors.

Every boy and girl
should be required
to drink alcohol,
smoke pot,
do drugs.

Everyone should take
a vocabulary class
to include the words
Fuck, Shit, Tittie, Asshole,
Cunt, Cock, and Goddamnit.

All boys should be required
to suck some cock,
fuck a dude in the butt,
and get fucked.

John Jr. will know
that his buddy Mark
has eaten some ass.

Whatever girls do,
girls should do THAT
to each other.

jajaja aj aja

My point?
It is bullshit
that Politicians/Preachers fall
because of moral
ineptitude.

If everyone everywhere
has done the same thing,
this pointing shit,
this earthly judgment
would cease.

We are all the SAME people.
We all enjoy the pleasures
that life has to offer.

If this class
had been created
20 years ago,
Larry Craig
wouldn’t have had to top his foot
on the bathroom stall floor
at the airport
to get his jollies,
he would not have had
to live a lie.

Reverend Ted Haggard
could be having a positive
relationship with any Gay Man
that he wanted.

Bill Clinton
could have is cigar,
and smoke it too.

TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE

Let’s get on
with the business
of getting on
with the real business
that we need
to be getting on with.

World Peace is around the corner.

I do it.
You do it.
We all do it.

Everybody Knows,
Nobody Cares.

Now whatcha gonna do?