…Back in New York,
when I found out
that ~33.3 of my paintings
weren’t “appropriate”
for the kind Gallery’s Clientele,
my Right-Brain Response was
to be Miss Pissy Pants
and Cancel the show altogether.
I had to go in the bathroom,
be like Michael Jackson,
and look DEEP In The Mirror.
As painful,
and un-natural as it was,
My Left-Brain
Mustered The Courage
to work out a solution
with the seriously gracious
Gallery Owner.
The Gallery had two floors,
The “HELL” Show
was held downstairs
with a silly
((( WARNING )))
before voluntary Descension.
NOTHING HARDER THAN A PREACHER’S DICK
was burning down there,
next to the Cute Little Kitty Picture meowing:
JESUS LOVES PUSSY.
plus many others
(what’s so HELLISH about JESUS LOVES A CRACKWHORE?).
HELL IS HOT!
Upstairs,
The “HEAVEN” Show
presented more pious pieces
of
SISTER LOUISA ART
that were easier to SWALLOW.
So to speak.
Up THERE were
SINCE I GAVE UP HOPE, I FEEL MUCH BETTER,
GOD BLESS OUR CRACKHOUSE, PLEASE!,
and
JESUS KNOWS ME, THIS I LOVE.
33.3 + 33.3 = 66.6
I am eternally THANKFUL,
seriously,
for the opportunity
for my “PLAY”
to be well-hung
in any Gallery
in
New York Damn-Tittie-Ass City,
or anywhere,
actually.
SISTER LOUISA
prefers “her” shows
to have a natural balance.
However,
This is 2010,
the World as we knew it
is crumbling before our eyes.
If you are naturally Left-Brained,
intentionally employ your Right-Brain,
just for SHITS.
If you are naturally Right=Brained,
intentionally employ your Left-Brain,
just for GIGGLES.
Go in the bathroom,
(alone)
be like Michael Jackson,
and look DEEP in the mirror.
TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF.
AND MAKE THAT CHANGE.
