I’ve created a MONSTER!!!
After 45 days of writing
SISTER LOUISA’S DAILY DITTIES
I am getting regular requests
to “do a sermon on” this,
or “could you write a poem” about that…
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Mister Sister needs a new Airstream!!!
To the CHURCH MEMBER who asked
for me to speak on
CHEATING:
Baby,
Send your EX
fourteen Dozen Roses
with a personalized note
saying THANK YOU!
If you choose monogamy,
and the other doesn’t,
now you know!
Give yourself 3 days to
GRIEVE IT AND GO!!!
The message is pretty clear to me!
You are now free!
Leave the house.
Be a whore for a day?
Learn from your relationship
with “that asshole”
who cheated on you,
and one day you may
choose to risk
Love again?
If you don’t choose to Love again,
just make sure you don’t start
getting STUCK on
food, alcohol, or that super-crack-shit
all the kids are doing
these days.
Or worse,
bore others with the details
of what he/she did TO you.
There are two sides
to every story,
and you end up
looking like the
fat, drunk, super-cracked-out loser
that you will transform into
if YOU don’t shut the fuck up.
Nobody wants to hear THAT!!!
VICTIM
is not pretty on anyone.
I’ve known people
who have lost LOVE,
(it takes two to tango)
then lost their footing in life,
and it became
the pivotal point in their lives
to where they just
came to a screeching STOP.
They settle in on THAT
and hang their hat
on their version of what someone
did TO them.
The flaw of the other
becomes what defines them.
They die inside.
Don’t choose this death,
Honey,
I know it must hurt,
but choose the death of the relationship,
not the death of your spirit.
If your relationship was successful for a bit,
raise your arms in the sky
and say THANK YOU JESUS!!!
I have one friend who told me
that he has never
in his life
had anyone say to him:
“I love you”.
TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.
We are all human in this together.
Don’t look out the window at The Cheater,
Look in the mirror at yourself.
You are beautiful.