BOW YOUR HEADS:
Dear Lord,
Lord,
It doesn’t matter
if you are going
to do it,
or not do it,
but if you say
you are going
to do it,
then DAMN DO IT;
or if you say
that you aren’t
going to do it,
then don’t do it.
SIN
is not doing it
when you say
you are going
to do it!
Lord,
You know that
I am the number one
proponent
of personal freedom.
You know Lord
that my ass
doesn’t like
to be tied down.
However,
Lord,
what pisses me off
is someone
who says
they are going
to do something,
then don’t do it.
Lord,
If you said
you are
going to do it,
and can’t,
then change
your story
to where
you are telling
the truth!
Dear Father,
It doesn’t matter
what the story is,
just make it
fucking congruent
with your actions.
Jesus Honey,
It took me
along time in life
to realize
that I can’t do
everything
that people
want me to do.
Lord,
Yes Lord,
You know
that I have disappointed people
because I try to do
what they need
even if I can’t realistically
do it.
Lord,
THAT
was my issue.
Yes Lord,
I had too much
on my plate,
Lord.
Today God,
I know,
that In order to have
professional,
respectful,
and long-lasting relationships
in life,
each party
must know
that they can trust
what the other party
says as 100% fact.
Lord,
I recommended a friend
to another friend
to partner in a project,
and it seems like
it is going south
because of the
tiny balls
of one of the partners,
and apparent spinelessness
of that same partner.
Dear Jesus,
Do I need to whip out
the definition
of integrity
and share it
with the little punk?
Lord,
If I no longer
recommend his ass
for projects
in the future,
know that he
fucked up.
In your name we pray,
AMEN!
(THIS is how
they pray
in the south.,
drawn out
“Lorrrrrd, Jeeeeesus,
and Dearrrrr Goddddd”)
Can I get
a witness,
Lord!
AMEN!
