“NO!”
Punk looked shocked
and said: “No? Why not?”
“BECAUSE YOU HAVE ORDERED
TWO ROUNDS OF DRINKS
AND HAVEN’T TIPPED
ONE PENNY!”
He said:
“I’m sorry Man,
I’ll make up for it
it this next round”.
“PEOPLE WHO DON’T TIP
ARE DISRESPECTFUL
AND END UP
DESTROYING THE PLACE,
BREAKING MIRRORS
AND SHIT.
WE HAVE GREAT CUSTOMERS!”
Wanting a drink
REALLY bad,
he begged:
“I’ll make it up to you,
can I have just one more?”
He tipped $12
on a $4 whiskey shot.
Next time up
he tipped 40%.
The last time 50%.
We were SLAMMED
and running our ASSES off
getting respectful people drinks
quickly!
It reminded me
of this tall,
handsome dude,
years ago
who would take
his fifty cents change
on a $3.50 PBR.
He did THAT
about 3 times,
then came up to the bar
with this pretty young thing
he was obviously seducing,
her eyes telling me
that she would like a drink.
I “Christianly” told her
in front of HIIM:
“Honey,
You aren’t going to get
good service
coming up to the bar
with this guy here