THIS
is a horrible,
tragic,
horrible,
despicable,
horrible problem,
that we have
here in
Georgia.
HORRIBLE.
Perverts
from out of State
come into our State
because of lax laws
and do harm
to our children.
Makes me SICK.
THAT
these evil assholes
have any leeway
with Georgia Law
is equally as
horrible.
Last year,
my friend Hollis
took on the issue
of Child Trafficking,
and organized
a Comedy Event
at a Local Comedy Club
to shine light
on the issue
in hopes
of rectifying
the problem.
Noble.
Honorable.
Chrissstiannnn.
Well,
it was just about the time
of the Inman Park Parade
and WE have a
solid history
of prying
our spontaneous asses
into THAT
fabulous event.
My mind makes connections.
I play with words.
It’s who I am.
We were trying to decide
what to do for the parade;
and I decided
that there was
NOTHING THAT WE COULD DO
other than
help her promote
her noble cause.
Hollis and I
both have girls
and this subject
curdles our stomachs.
Having been LIED ABOUT
for years,
by “HER”,
I realized that
any publicity
is good publicity.
Good,
or Bad,
as long as they are talking,
it’s better than them
NOT talking.
So,
we got a white perv van,
duct-taped words on the side,
ran out of room
for the KING part,
we dressed pant-less
in perv trench coats,
with black socks
and dress shoes
and we passed out
candy to the children.
Made perfect sense to me.
What most people
weren’t privy to
was the fact
that we were also
passing out fliers
to promote
Hollis’s upcoming event.
Let’s just say,
people talked.
So,
when you see
a grown man,
dressed as a Nun
in a Habit
in this year’s parade
with a little child,
on the back,
passing out
FUCK FEAR pins,
SISTER LOUISA Matches,
JESUS